The memories that will never fade…

for this whole of this week haven been sleeping well. always have only about 3-4 hrs of sleep per day. this is bad, got to change this habit. till yesterday, finally got some sign of falling. flu and sore throat coming their way. oh my god.. don’t know how long haven got sore throat. further more, i am always hiding in the clouds of smoke from my friends. this makes it worst. this morning, got feeling already. so sad, guess i cannot go for k session for awhile.

Ciaos.

Women always wanted her men to change, but this never happen.

Men always wanted his women not to change, but it happen.

How i hope my ankle would heal once and for all. is not like i can’t walk properly, just that when i do prolong sports or lots of explosive action, my ankle will start to get hurt. maybe too much damage was done to it when i was young then. actually nothing much. just some thought about it….

i will still go on.

• 小兔说：‘我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！‘
• 小猪说：‘我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！‘
• 小狗说：‘我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！‘
• 小鸡说：‘你们聊，我先走了！‘

小兔说：‘我是兔娘养的！‘

小猪说：‘我是猪娘养的！‘

小鸡说：‘我是鸡娘养的！‘

小狗说：‘你们聊，我先走了！‘

• 浪客说：‘人们叫我浪人，好听！‘
• 武士说：‘人们叫我武人，也好听！
• 高手说：‘人们叫我高人，也很好听！‘
• 剑客说：‘你们聊，我先走了！‘

李宗仁将军说：我这人，有仁！

傅作义将军说：我这人，有义！

左权将军说：我这人，有权！

霍去病将军说：你们聊，我先走了！

老张家的门是柳木做的，老张说：我家的门是木门！

老李家的门是塑料做的，老李说：我家的门是塑门！

老王家的门是砖头做的，老王说：我家的门是砖门！

老刘家的门是钢做的，老刘说：你们聊，我先走了！

师范学院的学生说：我是‘师院‘的！

铁道学院的学生说：我是‘铁院‘的！

职业学院的学生说：我是‘职院‘的！

技术学院的学生说：你们聊，我先走了！

１。题目：一边……一边……

小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。

老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中

小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续

小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

４。题目：难过

小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师批语：老师更难过。

５。题目：又 又

小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老师批语；你的妈妈是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看

小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊

老师批语：没看过

７。题目：欣欣向荣

小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃

小朋友写：好吃个屁。

老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真

小朋友写：今天真热。

老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然

小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。

老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。

小朋友写：先生，再见！

老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

１２。题目：况且

小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况

老师批语：我死了算了

today was feeling tired as last night slept at 5am due to rushing a report which was required to submit today. at least i manage to complete it.  this morning i feel stupid. as usual i took a bus from bedok mrt bus stop. as soon as i board the bus i fall in to deep sleep. the moment i wake up i thought i over shot the bus stop that i should be alighting. well i get out of the bus as soon when the bus stop then cross the road and took the incoming bus. after boarding the bus i realize that actually i have not even pass my bus stop. i was like ummmm…. -_-” drop at the next stop then took a cab to work. stupid am i. the following of the day was okay and smooth.

maybe its friday the 13. that why i am having this sway stuff.

bad start for a bad day.

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and

· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as

· NBA 5.0,

· NFL 3.0 and

· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0

is an Entertainment Package, while

· Husband 1.0

is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Somethings that you never thought of it.

” Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. ”

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

雨淋湿了天空
毁得很讲究
你说你不懂
为何在这时牵手
我晒干了沉默
悔得很冲动
就算这是做错
也只是怕错过

在一起叫梦
分开了叫痛
是不是说
没有做完的梦最痛
迷路的后果
我能承受
这最后的出口
在爱过了才有

能不能给我一首歌的时间
紧紧的把那拥抱变成永远
在我的怀里你不用害怕失眠
哦如果你想忘记我也能失忆
能不能给我一首歌的时间
把故事听到最后才说再见
你送我的眼泪
让它留在雨天
哦越过你划的线
我定了勇气的终点

雨淋湿了天空
毁得很讲究
你说你不懂
为何在这时牵手
我晒干了沉默
悔得很冲动
就算这是做错
也只是怕错过

在一起叫梦
分开了叫痛
是不是说
没有做完的梦最痛
迷路的后果
我能承受
这最后的出口
在爱过了才有

能不能给我一首歌的时间
紧紧的把那拥抱变成永远
在我的怀里你不用害怕失眠
哦如果你想忘记我也能失忆
能不能给我一首歌的时间
把故事听到最后才说再见
你送我的眼泪
让它留在雨天
哦越过你划的线
我定了勇气的终点

你说我不该不该
不该在这时候说了我爱你
要怎么证明我没有说谎力气
哦请告诉我暂停算不算放弃
我只有一天的回忆

能不能给我一首歌的时间
紧紧的把那拥抱变成永远
在我的怀里你不用害怕失眠
哦如果你想忘记我也能失忆
能不能给我一首歌的时间
把故事听到最后才说再见
你送我的眼泪
让它留在雨天
哦越过你划的线
我定了勇气的终点

你说我不该不该
不该在这时说了爱你
要怎么证明我没力气
告诉我暂停算不算放弃

你说我不该不该
不该在这时才说爱你
要怎么证明我没有力气
我只有一天的回忆

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They’ll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don’t judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren’t necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people’s eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You’re a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you’ll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It’s time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.